Was it Spanksy?

Can cops crack case of the mysterious butt graffiti in Florida?

It's popping up all over the place.

No, we said popping not ... nevermind.

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Got your attention?

Allentown wife shoots at hubby because he wasn't listening to her

Your lesson for the day, fellas: Pay attention!

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guess she wanted it pretty bad

Woman trying to steal stripper pole bites Spencer's worker, cops say

A mall store employee in Arkansas is recovering after a customer bit her while attempting to steal a stripper pole, police said.

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don't sit on this guy's lap

'Dirty old Santa' accused of trying to have sex with girl, because Philly

No matter what he says, don't sit on his lap.

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Can you say bonkers?

Short one chicken nugget, driver pushed over the edge

Don't mess with her nuggets!

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Uh .....

Bill Cosby legit wants to give seminars on how not to get charged with sex assault

Today in What the Actual F*ck:

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expect more, don't shoot

Man robs family, forces them to drive him to Target

Hey, when you need to make a Target run ...

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friend to foe

Cops: Jealous boyfriend tries to shoot drinking buddy in Westmoreland County

A 59-year-old man thought a friend was "getting too comfortable" with his girlfriend in Salem Township and fired a gun at him Tuesday, state police said.

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