You could be out in the cold if you try to buy tickets for Sunday's game between the Steelers and New England Patriots at Heinz Field from a scalper.
Damn, we have some weird AF dreams.
Jill's obviously been thinking about Phil Kessel. Not that we can blame her — he's pretty damn cool. Then again, maybe it's her brown water from Aspinwall.
Any way you look at it, it's pretty messed up. And that's just the start of what we're talkin' about this week:
So, did your favorite Steeler make the team's "Star Wars"-themed team poster?
Look, we're all pumped AF for Sunday's matchup against the New England Patriots.
"Benstonium" does it again.
Quick, check this guy for a pulse.