Easy St. Paddy's cocktails and shots perfect for partying
It's hump day, which means you're probably thinking about the weekend. We assume that weekend is going to include a St. Patrick's Day parade or party. (If not, why the fuck not?)
Anyway, if you're still considering your booze choices for this weekend, we got you.
Here are some easy cocktails and shots to make for your St. Paddy's revelry.
Now, the getting lucky part? That's up to you.
These have ruined Shamrock Shakes for us forever. (How Sweet It Is)
If you don't drink Irish whiskey on St. Patrick's Day, you probably should re-evaluate your life. (Pizzazzerie)
Layered drinks look awesome — and are surprisingly easy to make. (Mix That Drink)
We'd say these are magically delicious, but anything with tequila is delicious. (Tipsy Bartender)
A staple of St. Patrick's Day — and every Sunday (and Monday), for that matter. (Mix That Drink)
We dare you to find a greener drink. (Cosmopolitan)
The breakfast of champions! (Mix That Drink)
Make these at home so you're not a dick and steal the copper mug when you're drunk. (Fox and Briar)
There's nothing more classic than this pub favorite. (Reader's Digest)
The only thing these will blow up is your liver. (Gizmodo)
It's popping up all over the place.
No, we said popping not ... nevermind.
Wine, cats, coffee — what more could you ask for?
A Georgia driver hit more than a bump in the road while driving.
Elysia Morris said she was driving her red BMW through a construction zone when a truck was driving toward her without stopping.
She said she veered to the left to avoid a possible collision when her car got stuck in fresh, wet concrete.
"[The truck is] still driving towards me, still honking the horn, so I bear over to the left and my car ends up submerged in fresh, wet concrete," Morris said.
Morris was rescued safely, but her car was lodged deep into the mixture.
She said the construction company told her the concrete would cure in an hour and the tow truck that responded asked her to sign a waiver saying the county wasn't responsible for any damages before they would tow it.
She refused to sign, and they left the concrete to dry around her car, cementing it into the street.
Construction workers eventually used a jack hammer to remove the block of concrete and the car and loaded it onto a flatbed truck.
Condolences are pouring in from all over ... for a girl they never knew. But her story speaks to all of them.