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Easy St. Paddy's cocktails and shots perfect for partying

It's hump day, which means you're probably thinking about the weekend. We assume that weekend is going to include a St. Patrick's Day parade or party. (If not, why the fuck not?)

Anyway, if you're still considering your booze choices for this weekend, we got you.

Here are some easy cocktails and shots to make for your St. Paddy's revelry.

Now, the getting lucky part? That's up to you.

Boozy Lucky Charms Cereal Milkshakes with Marshmallow Frosting

These have ruined Shamrock Shakes for us forever. (How Sweet It Is)



Shamrock Sour Cocktail

If you don't drink Irish whiskey on St. Patrick's Day, you probably should re-evaluate your life. (Pizzazzerie)



Irish Flag Shots

Layered drinks look awesome — and are surprisingly easy to make. (Mix That Drink)



Leprechaun Margarita

We'd say these are magically delicious, but anything with tequila is delicious. (Tipsy Bartender)



Irish Coffee

A staple of St. Patrick's Day — and every Sunday (and Monday), for that matter. (Mix That Drink)



Irish Julep

We dare you to find a greener drink. (Cosmopolitan)



Chocolate Leprechaun

The breakfast of champions! (Mix That Drink)



Irish Mule

Make these at home so you're not a dick and steal the copper mug when you're drunk. (Fox and Briar)



Black and Tan

There's nothing more classic than this pub favorite. (Reader's Digest)



Car Bomb Jell-O Shots

The only thing these will blow up is your liver. (Gizmodo)

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