It's hump day, which means you're probably thinking about the weekend. We assume that weekend is going to include a St. Patrick's Day parade or party. (If not, why the fuck not?)
Anyway, if you're still considering your booze choices for this weekend, we got you.
Here are some easy cocktails and shots to make for your St. Paddy's revelry.
Now, the getting lucky part? That's up to you.
These have ruined Shamrock Shakes for us forever. (How Sweet It Is)
If you don't drink Irish whiskey on St. Patrick's Day, you probably should re-evaluate your life. (Pizzazzerie)
Layered drinks look awesome — and are surprisingly easy to make. (Mix That Drink)
We'd say these are magically delicious, but anything with tequila is delicious. (Tipsy Bartender)
A staple of St. Patrick's Day — and every Sunday (and Monday), for that matter. (Mix That Drink)
We dare you to find a greener drink. (Cosmopolitan)
The breakfast of champions! (Mix That Drink)
Make these at home so you're not a dick and steal the copper mug when you're drunk. (Fox and Briar)
There's nothing more classic than this pub favorite. (Reader's Digest)
The only thing these will blow up is your liver. (Gizmodo)