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If you're hauling beer, weed and you're 19 — don't drive 90 mph

From the looks of the police blotter, it's spring break time again.

Remember kids: If you're underage and bringing the beer and pot, you might wanna watch your speed on the highway.

Certainly don't do 90 when you're hauling seven 30-pack cases of suds and some marijuana.

The Okaloosa County Sheriff's Office posted on its Facebook page that it nabbed itself someone doing just that:

Of course, the comments were just as good as the original post:

The sheriff's office said that all of the beer was poured out.

Damn, that's cold

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